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My name is Ot-to, and I like to get blot-to

Otto's mad!

This is my Otto page. Otto is the Springfield Elementary School bus driver. He has been fired and rehired, and he nearly failed his driving test due to his nasty comments he inadvertently made to Selma at the DMV. His girlfriend's name is Crystal, and he obviously smokes pot.
Remember when Lisa and Bart were at Hullabalooza and they said, "This place smells like Otto's jacket"? So that's how we know.

So's here some Otto info:

Full name: Otto Mann
Otto's secret trick: can fake his own death
Advise for kids: Party hearty = tardy
Pet peeves: Speed limits, stop signs, pedestrians, being hassled by "The Man"
Bio: Otto is a man of many talents. His wide-ranging career has included stints as a school bus driver, prison bus driver, retirement home mini-van driver, and slaughterhouse forklift operator. But his true love is his guitar, which he mastered during the three years of the fourth grade. He has been kicked out of many bands too, such as the Screechies, Dopey, the Unemployed, and Bussdriver. His musical career ended when he set his guitar on fire and couldn't afford a new one.

This is a list of Otto's top-40 favorite things. It came from an unknown magazine source, so consider yourselves privileged to be able to read it.

1 Garfield
2 The First Amendment
3 Big lo' gnarly tattoos of flaming skulls
4 "Stairway to Heaven"
5 Extra-spicy hickory-smoked beef jerky
6 Erich von Däniken's Chariots of the Gods?
7 Festival seating
8 Susan Dey
9 Baby humans that have been raised by wolves
10 The cool way a bus load of kids eating corn nuts smells
11 Super-long, intense guitar riffs played with a wah-wah pedal
12 Bandanas on dogs
13 Tape hiss
14 Totally spacing out and forgetting where the bus is parked
15 Space-age neo-psychedelic headbanger music
16 Grinding all four gears going up an incline
17 20-minute drum solos
18 Bizarre conspiracy theories involving the military and U.F.O's
19 Foam rubber
20 Letting your freak flag fly
21 Giving the thumbs-up sign to other bus drivers
22 Politically disenfranchised white male suburban hell-raisers
23 The Miranda Decision
24 42" woofers
25 Poems about the universe
26 Slowing down th rubber neck some roadside disaster
27 Pinball
28 Vinyl records
29 Double-dipped, deep-fat-fried corn dogs
30 Underground comix
31 That totally intense look you get when you're playing "Wrathchild" on air guitar
32 Passive-aggressive babes of the female persuasion
33 Buzz Cola with twice the sugar, twice the caffeine
34 Air fresheners shaped like trees that really smell like trees
35 Mood rings
36 Onion rings
37 The mesh thing you put on the seat that keeps your butt from getting clammy
38 Finding an unopened bag of cheetos under a bus seat
39 Chain-link fencing
40 "Inna Gadda Da Vida"