If you want the BEST page, where, incidentally, I stole the title graphic for this page, go to
A Ralph Wiggum Page Like No Other
Roger has a comprehensive list of Ralph wavs, so go there and download the funny ones!!!! Thanks, Roger.
For example, see if you remember these Ralph witticisms:
"...and when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"My parents won't let me use scissors..."
"...I don't have a red crayon...I ate it."
"...I glued my head to my shoulder."
"You choo-choo-choose me."
"Can I walk you home...Val-en-tine?"
"So...Do you like...stuff?"
"...I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds..."
"...The tar fumes are making me dizzy..."